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The Third Gathers The Backstroke of the West STAR WAR The Third Gathers The Backstroke of the West Shooting script 2015-10-11 3. Text fade in/fade out: Long time ago in the faraway galaxy... EXT. SPACE - DAY The following text slowly crawls from bottom to top of the screen: STAR WAR The Third Gathers THE BACKSTROKE OF THE WEST The war came! The republic encountered. Two squares fight the vehemence. The improbity fills the world. The Space General of the alliance is skillful. Kidnap the D the Speaker the conduct. The proper abruption alliance troops tries. Ratio Prosperous drive with the. After the text crawl, the camera turns to show; EXT. SPACE, ABOVE THE PLANET CORUSCANT Day breaks on the planet Coruscant as a huge airship flies above it. Two smaller airships fly by, doing some maneuvers and eventually fly below the huge airship only to reveal a tremendous battle blazing above the planet. Dozens, maybe hundreds of huge airships and thousands of smaller ones fire at each other. We continue to follow the two small airships seen in the beginning. The yellow one is piloted by ALLAH GOLD, the red by RATIO TILE. Each airship carries an astromech robot. Allah Gold's robot is called R2, Ratio Tile's R2. ALLAH Target, teacher. Take aim at directly the machine head of that airship. Is an airship that slowness crawl along. RATIO Good, I have seen this is very easy. ANGLE: Enemy mother airship. A group of SLOWNESS ROBOTS take off to intercept the attack. RATIO (CONT'D) My important Step Six. 4. STEP SIX (V.O.) Receive. RATIO I are above at you four machine am after death at me. ANGLE: Cockpit of an airship piloted by STEP SIX. STEP SIX General, I now is to fights the appearance. An airship squadron led by Step Six joins their wing. ALLAH Game time started. RATIO Our dichotomy opens the combat. The two airship squadrons engage each other. Explosions. After the initial assault a group of slowness robots begins to follow an airship piloted by PILOT CLONE TROOPER. PILOT He is in my behind. ALLAH My distance his half kilometer. RATIO Not, let I to solve him. The slowness robots destroy their enemy. A lone slowness robot looks around and launches four missiles. ALLAH Notice the guided missile pull out high! The missiles fly by the two airships and turn around. RATIO The guided missile can't beat the inside mine. ALLAH Led to bounce back. The guided missiles are locked to the two airships. RATIO Like, reach the man, Good good good let us counter-attacking. Two missiles keep following Ratio Tile's airship. 5. ALLAH You remain on standby I use the backset equips. Allah Gold makes two missiles hit each other by evasive maneuvers. ALLAH (CONT'D) (happy) Two fix together. Meanwhile Ratio Tile still tries to shake off the two missiles tailing him. RATIO The disgusting thing came. The missiles fly past him, explode and release a cluster of AIRSHIP ROBOTS that latch onto Ratio Tile's airship. RATIO (CONT'D) True vexed. ALLAH Is an airship robot. The airship robots spring into action and begin to sabotage Ratio Tile's airship as they crawl. RATIO R2, you careful point. An airship robot rips R2's head off. RATIO (CONT'D) , God. An airship robot's damaging the Ratio Tile's airship's wing. RATIO (CONT'D) Have to think that the way stops them. ALLAH I can then the close quarter beats them. RATIO We must fly into the enemy's commander airship finds. Allah Gold blasts a few airship robots from Ratio Tile's airship and also accidentally hits its wing. RATIO (CONT'D) Good kind of. Allah Gold follows Ratio Tile closely. 6. RATIO (CONT'D) Do not beat, you can not help me like this. ALLAH I agree, my method is not so good. The airship robots further damage Ratio Tile's airship, and his cockpit windows are partially covered in haze. RATIO Is really to bother. Allah Gold flies closer and folds his airship's S-foils. RATIO (CONT'D) Do you fuck on I. Allah Gold tries to crush some airship robots with his wings, but doesn't succeed. ALLAH Move to the right side. RATIO Not line so we two would be over. You leave here. You can not help mine. ALLAH I can of, teacher. Allah Gold crushes a few airship robots with his airship's wing, but the remaining one climbs onto his airship and begins to threaten R2. ALLAH (CONT'D) Beat it, R2. R2 zaps the enemy robot. ALLAH (CONT'D) Carefully. RATIO Reach The Man beat it the in-between eye. Using this tactics, R2 manages to disable its opponent. ALLAH Good, you beat the inside. RATIO Good kind of, R2. The two airships are now free to head for their goal. 7. ALLAH The airship of the General in place ahead. RATIO (surprised) You have and did not notice he wanted to blockade. ALLAH Sorry teacher I walk first one step. Allah Gold disables the airship hangar's shield generator with a couple of well-aimed blasts. An emergency blast door begins to close. RATIO , I feel far from good. INT. SPACE GENERAL'S AIRSHIP, HANGAR - CONTINUOUS The hopeless situation warriors manage to land safely and they engage SECURITY BATTLE ROBOTS in the hangar. R2 springs out from the airship. RATIO R2, find the Speaker. The combat ends shortly after this. R2 connects to a wall socket and projects a photograph of the airship. RATIO (CONT'D) (pointing a part of the photograph) Speaker come out from here of. The robot can search for with the machine. ALLAH I think that I can then extrication he to. RATIO I feel that this is a trap. ALLAH Resemble the last time? RATIO But we can will account and then account. The hopeless situation warriors take their leave. R2 attempts to follow. ALLAH R2, come back. I need you foolish in ship. 8. RATIO Take this, wait for the order. Ratio Tile gives R2 a telephone. INT. SPACE GENERAL'S AIRSHIP, BRIDGE SPACE GENERAL, a menacing-looking half-human half-robot, enters the bridge with his two BODYGUARD ROBOTS. He coughs every now and then as he walks. The bridge is manned by PILOT BATTLE ROBOTS and commanded by LUSHROSH DOFINE, a Neimoidian. SPACE GENERAL After all out what matter. LUSHROSH Two persons entered the airship. We want to hinder them. SPACE GENERAL Kill these two republics bodyguard. INT. SPACE GENERAL'S AIRSHIP, ELEVATOR CORRIDOR The hopeless situation warriors face a new threat: three DESTROYER ROBOTS rolling out in the corridor and opening into battle stance. ALLAH Exterminate them. Under fire, they fall back into; INT. SPACE GENERAL'S AIRSHIP, ELEVATOR The elevator doors close and our heroes seem to be safe. However: SECURITY ROBOT #1 (O.S.) Let go of the weapon. I said that let go of. SECURITY ROBOT #2 Behind of the person do not push. The hopeless situation warriors manage to destroy the security battle robots in the elevator. INT. SPACE GENERAL'S AIRSHIP, HANGAR R2 hides behind an airship because two SUPER BATTLE ROBOTS enter the hangar. SUPER ROBOT #1 Put the proceeding here over fight. INT. SPACE GENERAL'S AIRSHIP, ELEVATOR SHAFT The elevator comes to a sudden halt. 9. INT. SPACE GENERAL'S AIRSHIP, ELEVATOR The hopeless situation warriors exchange confused looks. RATIO Do you let it stopped? ALLAH Have no, is you? RATIO I have no. ALLAH Were perhaps stuck to. Allah Gold begins to cut the elevator roof with his lightsaber. RATIO We must go out, we must be everywhere in search of. CUT TO: Hangar. RATIO (CONT'D, V.O., LOUDLY) R2, telephone the steps is here. SUPER ROBOT #2 (hearing something) Is that what things? RATIO (V.O., LOUDLY) R2, telephone quickly... R2 hides the telephone into one of its small compartment boxes. RATIO (CONT'D, V.O., MUFFLED) ... the steps is here. Super battle robot #2 begins to leave the airship and inspect the source of the sound. SUPER ROBOT #1 Come back, there what too have no. Super battle robot #2 turns back to the airship. RATIO (V.O., MUFFLED) R2, do you is fucking. CUT TO: Elevator. Allah Gold finishes cutting the roof and jumps out to the elevator shaft. 10. RATIO (CONT'D) (to himself) , I was old. CUT TO: Hangar. Despite the threat R2 comes back to the wall socket to control the elevator. RATIO (CONT'D, V.O., MUFFLED) R2. R2 takes out the telephone. RATIO (CONT'D, V.O., LOUDLY) R2. CUT TO: Elevator shaft. R2 accidentally makes the elevator move down very quickly. Allah Gold jumps on an elevator door ledge while Ratio Tile remains in the elevator. CUT TO: Elevator. Ratio Tile gets back to his feet and checks the elevator monitor. RATIO (to telephone) Stop the bottom. Stop the bottom, R2. CUT TO: Elevator shaft. Two SECURITY BATTLE ROBOTS find Allah Gold, who has grabbed the elevator door's ledge. SECURITY ROBOT #1 Raise the hand to, boy. CUT TO: Hangar. RATIO (V.O.) R2, did you hear me? R2, let elevator risen. Is not a descent. CUT TO: Elevator shaft. R2 makes the elevator stop and Ratio Tile falls back to the floor. CUT TO: Hangar. The two super battle robots notice R2. SUPER ROBOT #1 Hey, you! 11. R2 panics a little. CUT TO: Elevator shaft. The elevator begins to rise again. CUT TO: Elevator. RATIO (to telephone) Now, very good. CUT TO: Hangar. One of the robots grab R2. SUPER ROBOT #2 Stupid robot. CUT TO: Elevator shaft. The elevator is speeding up towards Allah Gold. SECURITY ROBOT #2 Very good. Allah Gold hops onto elevator as it speeds by and crushes the two careless security battle robots. CUT TO: Elevator. Allah jumps in. Ratio reacts by pulling out his lightsaber. RATIO , is you. CUT TO: Hangar. R2 fights the robots using his oil pump. CUT TO: Elevator. ALLAH Is what is the row? RATIO Always is a R2 to come to. ALLAH Do not take the elevator to do the game. RATIO Is all a disaster that R2 ask for. ALLAH Is you make the ghost. RATIO I what did not to. 12. CUT TO: Hangar. R2 employs his rocket boosters in the battle and disables the opposing robots. INT. SPACE GENERAL'S AIRSHIP, OBSERVATION CHAMBER Allah Gold and Ratio Tile find the man they are looking for: MR. SPEAKER D THE SUPERIOR. RATIO Speaker. ALLAH Does you is all good. D We are very good. THE enters the room with two SUPER BATTLE ROBOTS. RATIO Is a time that we cooperated. ALLAH I an individual beats not is all right. The jumps down the ledge and grabs his lightsaber. D You two careful, he is a big. RATIO Mr. Speaker, we are for the big. THE Pull out your sword. Dedicate the body for your Speaker. RATIO You this time ran to do not Drop. The warriors engage in battle. THE I always at wait for this day. ALLAH Even since the last time fights with you hereafter my force has promoted two times. THE Very good, give me surprised and pleased. The fight continues. The uses wish power to push Ratio Tile away. He and Allah Gold continue their duel while Ratio Tile destroys the two super battle robots. 13. D Good! The grabs a hold of Ratio Tile with wish power and kicks Allah Gold away. He then throws Ratio Tile against a ledge and finally drops the ledge onto him. Allah attacks him. THE Even since you I separate I has been hating you. You are a sacrifice article that I cut up rough now. Allah Gold cuts The's hands off and take his lightsaber. D Very good, The Ratio Is Prosperous, very good. (beat) Killed him, now killed him. Terrified The looks at Mr. Speaker D the Superior. ALLAH I can't. D Hurry. After a moment of hesitation, Allah Gold executes The. D (CONT'D) You make out quite good. Make him on the hoof very dangerous. ALLAH To, but he is not just a prisoner. Allah Gold frees Mr. Speaker D the Superior from his bonds, who then rises from his seat. ALLAH (CONT'D) I should not kill him this not agree with. D This very nature he hewed away your hand. You also kill certainly he revenge. The business of the vengeance is very familiar. Remember you to have ever tolded me your mother's. Still there are those pathetic people. (begins to walk) We must leave here now. Otherwise they all at worry. Allah Gold follows him, then stops to help Ratio Tile. 14. D (CONT'D) (turns around) Gold. ALLAH He big in nothing important in good elephant. D Do not take care of him otherwise and too late. ALLAH We can't throw down him. CUT TO: Bridge. SPACE GENERAL Beat, we are great and black influences. The airship takes a heavy hit from a big enemy airship. LUSHROSH Give your runway! CUT TO: Space. The two huge airships engage in battle. CUT TO: Observation chamber. Allah Gold is carrying unconscious Ratio Tile. He checks the elevator controls. ALLAH The elevator was out of order. CUT TO: Space. Further shots are fired between the two huge airships. CUT TO: Observation deck. ALLAH (CONT'D) (to telephone) R2, come 3224 elevators are here. CUT TO: Hangar. R2 (to telephone) (beep) He moves off-screen. CUT TO: Space. 15. An accurate hit immobilizes the Space General's airship, which begins to fall towards the planet below. We see how the fall affects passengers and crew on board: in hangar R2 begins to roll backwards, in observation deck Allah Gold and Mr. Speaker D the Superior struggle to get into the elevator shaft, elsewhere helpless robots fall into space through impact hole. CUT TO: Bridge. LUSHROSH Stabilize the airship. PILOT ROBOT Stabilize the airship. CUT TO: Hangar. Objects and R2 in the hangar begin to gain speed as the airship turns vertically. CUT TO: Elevator shaft. Allah Gold and Mr. Speaker D the Superior manage to move into the elevator shaft which is now horizontal. They begin to run downwards as the airship keeps falling. CUT TO: Bridge. LUSHROSH Stabilize the airship. Pilot battle robots furiously work the controls. CUT TO: Hangar. R2 falls onto a pile of rubble. CUT TO: Bridge. SPACE GENERAL Start all engines. CUT TO: Space. The plan works and the airship starts to regain its horizontal position. CUT TO: Elevator shaft. The elevator shaft consequently turns vertical. Allah Gold and Mr. Speaker D the Superior slide along the walls until Allah Gold manages to grab onto some cables on the wall. Mr. Speaker D the Superior grabs onto his legs, while still unconscious Ratio Tile is on his shoulders. CUT TO: Space. The airship now flies fully horizontally. 16. CUT TO: Elevator shaft. Ratio Tile regains his consciousness. He immediately sees the abyss and grabs Allah Gold in panic. ALLAH Relax, this circumstance we saw many. RATIO Slow, that is what? They notice an elevator falling down above them. ALLAH (calm, to telephone) R2. R2, let elevator stopped. RATIO A day after the fair jump quickly. They jump down and enter an elevator door using grappling hooks. INT. SPACE GENERAL'S AIRSHIP, LOWER DECK RATIO (CONT'D) See can also must not find out the exit. The airship returns at fly. ALLAH R2, come down here. CUT TO: Hangar. R2's periscope appears from the pile of rubble. A moment later R2 springs into view with its rocket boosters. CUT TO: Bridge. PILOT ROBOT Superior, they have escaped a day after the fair. SPACE GENERAL I should really feeds you all dog. INT. SPACE GENERAL'S AIRSHIP, CORRIDOR Our heroes run until they get trapped in a force field. ALLAH Order patiently. RATIO What is the row? ALLAH I said, toing have the patience. 17. RATIO Good of, patience. ALLAH To, the R2 came right away in a moment. Then can make we out. ANGLE: Down the corridor. R2 is thrown into the corridor through a door. ANGLE: Force field. ALLAH (CONT'D) Lo, all right. ANGLE: Down the corridor. A number of enemy robots enter the corridor. SUPER ROBOT (to R2) Raise the hand. R2 zaps the super battle robot, which then kicks R2 down. ANGLE: Force field. RATIO Do you have what to want to say. INT. SPACE GENERAL'S AIRSHIP, BRIDGE The prisoners are brought to the bridge. SPACE GENERAL , liked too. Sir, you came finally. I always at expect your come. This is not the once successful salvation activity, to. Space General grabs the lightsabers handed to him by a COMMAND BATTLE ROBOT. COMMAND ROBOT (quietly) Welcome you. SPACE GENERAL Just hopeless situation warrior. I think is what somebody intruded in to come. ALLAH Space General, you and not equal to I think severe. SPACE GENERAL (coughs) Smelly boy. 18. RATIO We still have the mission you do not ask for the him. R2 (beep) SPACE GENERAL Don't you ever think to discovers here from I clues. He puts the lightsabers to small pouches in his cape. There are several other lightsabers too. RATIO This time we have no this plan. The this time your turn escaped. ALLAH R2. R2 employs his full arsenal of gadgets to create confusion. Ratio Tile uses wish power to regain his lightsaber and uses it to break himself and Allah Gold free. Allah Gold similarly gets his lightsaber back. SPACE GENERAL (to his troops) Batter to death them. Batter to death them. A close-quarter combat ensues in the bridge between hopeless situation warriors and Space General's bodyguard robots. Mr. Speaker D the Superior is dragged away by security battle robots. SPACE GENERAL (CONT'D) Batter to death them. Ratio Tile decapitates his opponent, but the robot still keeps fighting. Allah Gold disables the other bodyguard robot, then frees Mr. Speaker D the Superior. Finally Ratio Tile also manages to destroy the other bodyguard robot. SPACE GENERAL (CONT'D) Leave he, run quickly. Hopeless situation warriors destroy the remaining battle robots in the bridge. They surround Space General, who has grabbed a fallen battle staff. SPACE GENERAL (CONT'D) Useless, Sir. Space General strikes through the cockpit glass. Everyone fights against the vacuum. CUT TO: Space. 19. Except for Space General, who gets sucked into space but lands back to the ship using his grappling hook. He begins to walk along the airship's surface. CUT TO: Bridge. The shattered cockpit windows are closed by security shields. INT. SPACE GENERAL'S AIRSHIP, UPPER DECK Space General re-enters the airship through a roof hatch. CUT TO: Bridge. The remaining crew flees in panic as the hopeless situation warriors finish their robot massacre. CUT TO: Space. Some cracks begin to appear on the airship's joints. INT. FIRST AID AIRSHIP Space General sits down in what appears to be a small room. SPACE GENERAL (chuckles) First aid airship. He presses some buttons on the control panel. CUT TO: Space. First aid airships leave their mother airship. CUT TO: First aid airship. Space General chuckles as he looks out through the window. He's approaching a huge friendly airship. CUT TO: Bridge. ALLAH Giving first aid the already disheveled hair projection. RATIO You feel that can we drive this everybody's. ALLAH That you need not anxious about. All three sit down in front of control panels. ALLAH (CONT'D) Under a certain circumstance my driver the ability. Open to rise and fall open to have to drive. 20. CUT TO: Space. Airship's brake flaps are opened and the engines are closed as the ship enters; EXT. CORUSCANT'S ATMOSPHERE The body rips in two under the stress. CUT TO: Bridge. ALLAH (CONT'D) The good elephant in airship dropped what things? RATIO Did not relate to we the good elephant returns. ALLAH The beginning accelerates. CUT TO: Atmosphere. The airship is losing some of its part. It's glowing red-hot in the entry. CUT TO: Bridge. RATIO Speed 16. We entered the atmosphere. ALLAH Keep speed. CUT TO: Atmosphere. The falling airships closely resembles a meteor. CUT TO: Bridge. RATIO Rush out the atmosphere. R2 (beep) ALLAH Relax, R2. CUT TO: Atmosphere. Firefighting airships are closing in. CUT TO: Bridge. RATIO 5000 rices are high empty. It is or so and each to there is 5 airships. 21. CUT TO: Atmosphere. The firefighting airships try to extinguish some of the flames on the huge airship. CUT TO: Bridge. RATIO (CONT'D) The front is a lemon avenue flying straightly. ALLAH The temperature of our airship is too high. CUT TO: Atmosphere. The airship survives the crash-landing to a runway, though it demolishes a flight control tower during the glide. CUT TO: Bridge RATIO (smiling) The nobody greets. EXT. SENATE'S AIRSHIP PLATFORM - DAY An airship bus brings our heroes to a docking station in Coruscant. A huge welcoming party is waiting for them. In the crowd there are, among others, TEXT HOW BIG TEACHERS, a hopeless situation master, THE ADDS THE SENATOR the senator, and BLOW THE SKIN, a protocol robot and a friend of R2's. Mr. Speaker D the Superior, Allah Gold and R2 step down from the airship bus. ALLAH Do you do not come down, teacher. RATIO , not, I am uninterested to politics. Your peace negotiations makes progress to go to all right. And, you have the prospect very much, you go in. ALLAH Etc. , it is your idea that one of this rescue. RATIO You do not forget, Gold. Is you rescued the Speaker is you killed The. Is you saved I return to carry on the back me a dangerous. ALLAH But I am all to is trained by you. 22. RATIO I do not like to set foot in the politics. Gold, today is your day. Your meeting celebrates for a day of the honour. ALLAH Like, record, you owe me a. You owed seven times. RATIO Is nine times in fact. Like, this time do not calculate (beat) in fact. Ratio Tile leaves in the airship bus as the rest of the group is joined by a member of the Presbyterian Church. TEXT Mr. Speaker you return all right. D Yes, I am good very thank you to send the person. But, the General Space escaped again. TEXT The General Space can always succeed to succeed. He is very deceitful. D He is to splits up the doctrine alliance leads. And I guarantee to you. As long as he is on the hoof the parliament will support the war by voting. TEXT Mr. Speaker we can never compromise to black. The party begins to walk away. The Adds the Senator and Allah Gold walk side by side followed by Blow The Skin and R2. THE ADDS The republican national legislature. ALLAH Again thankful parliament. BLOW (to R2) Hear, they must not do so. 23. R2 (beep) BLOW Boon, I agree your way of speaking. In fact, I a person can also grasp the space. ALLAH (to The Adds the Senator) The war will continue unless grasp the General. THE ADDS But I will do my the whole effort. A woman in shadows, THE PLUM OF, watches after the group. ALLAH (noticing her) Walk first one step, Sir. The others leave as Allah Gold walks to her. They hug and kiss. PLUM Oh, Gold. ALLAH Dear, how are you. PLUM Hear of you is killed. ALLAH I did not die, is not. Apparently we will separate the lifetime similar. While hearing of the Speaker were kidnap I thought of that I want to attend the salvation activity. PLUM Etc. , here not line. ALLAH I had enough of these politicseses. I think only of to get married with you. PLUM Do not say these. They share a hug. ALLAH Are you O. K. You is shivering. How. 24. PLUM Waiting for the happy event condescends to come. Dear, I was pregnant. ALLAH This... ... This is really too stick. PLUM We should how do. ALLAH I no longer worried the other thing now. Good. This is a happy time. The most happy time of inside of whole life. They kiss and hug. EXT. SPACE, THE SYSTEM OF - DAY A shuttle airship approaches the planet. EXT. THE SYSTEM OF, ATMOSPHERE There, it descends and heads for; EXT. THE SYSTEM OF CITY The city is built in a deep pit in the ground. The cliffs are full of holes, caves and walkways joining them. INT. THE SYSTEM OF CITY, HANGAR The shuttle lands to a busy platform. The doors open to reveal Space General. He's welcomed by two bodyguard robots, who join him, and a number of Pau'ans, the native habitants of the planet. Space General pays no attention to them as he walks into; INT. THE SYSTEM OF, PHOTOGRAPH ROOM Where Space General activates the photograph device. DARK IMPROBITY appears as photograph. SPACE GENERAL I came, West Emperor. IMPROBITY (PHOTOGRAPH) Space General I suggest you have the abruption. All concentrates to transfer the Wood Method Star. SPACE GENERAL That has completed, my host. IMPROBITY (PHOTOGRAPH) The judgment day of world come quickly, General. 25. SPACE GENERAL But we lost The. IMPROBITY (PHOTOGRAPH) His dead is what doesn't matter. My new- accepted disciple. Younger than him, more severe. EXT. CORUSCANT - EVENING We see some cityscape of the planet. EXT. APARTMENT, BALCONY The Plum Of is standing on the balcony in her evening gown, combing her hair. Allah Gold is watching her on the doorway. PLUM I living the child's time you must at home. Make the home a little bit more safe. I can breakfast for the new house that baby tidy up it. (smile) It has a great father. A great hopeless situation warrior. ALLAH The beauty that you are like this. PLUM (stops combing) I let me become the beauty to your love. ALLAH Not, I love you love deeper. PLUM Your meaning is a love to tie up you. ALLAH That is not my meaning. PLUM At least I say to half. DISSOLVE TO: Nightmare. Close-up of The Plum Of's face surrounded by black clouds. PLUM (crying) Return my baby. (scream) INT. APARTMENT, BEDROOM - NIGHT 26. Allah Gold awakes from his nightmare and sits up in the bed. The Plum Of is sleeping on his side. He takes a night jacket and exits the room. The Plum Of awakes too and sees him walk away. EXT. APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM BALCONY Allah Gold leans on a couch in the living room balcony, which has a great view of the city. Four lamps in the room lit as The Plum Of enters. She walks to Allah Gold. PLUM You is missing what. ALLAH Nothing important. He notices a familiar, old wooden ornament on her necklace. ALLAH (CONT'D) I still remember the scene that send your this. PLUM To spend how long does two lovers talent open heart. ALLAH Resemble a dream. PLUM Boon? ALLAH My dream arrived the scene for mother to depart this life. PLUM Then. ALLAH Dreamed you now. PLUM Tell me. ALLAH Just a dream is just. He stands up. ALLAH (CONT'D) You died at the time of livinging the child. PLUM Is that baby on the hoof? ALLAH Do not know. 27. PLUM Just a dream is just. ALLAH I do not hope this dream true. PLUM Our baby will change our life. The queen will continue to allow us as her loyal to. Then Speaker his... ... ALLAH I know, I know. PLUM You feel that does the child will help up. ALLAH I do not need the child's help. Our baby blesses god'sly. They hug. INT. HOPELESS SITUATION TEMPLE, SMALL ROOM - DAY Allah Gold and a small hopeless situation master VANQUISH IS sit in a small, dark room, facing each other. VANQUISH Pregnancy? Pregnancy. After all does the dream arrived the what kind of. ALLAH Pain and sufferings ache, death. VANQUISH Your oneself? Or person whom you know? ALLAH Other people. VANQUISH Intimate person. ALLAH Yes. VANQUISH You must be careful. Worry to lose is to lead to the evil augury. ALLAH I hope that these dreamses really can't become. 28. VANQUISH Death, is a life natural a part. Keep off to will carry toward you to evil person. Take no notice of them do not miss them. Lead long to pull with them only will bring to envy. That is the dark beginning. ALLAH Should I how do? The master of? VANQUISH Train the oneself the academic association. Abandonning the oneself worries the lost thing. INT. HOPELESS SITUATION TEMPLE, BRIEFING ROOM - DAY Allah Gold enters the room as the final participants are just exiting through the doorway. Ratio Tile is shutting off a photograph of the planet. RATIO You missed the combat report of the other warrior. ALLAH Sorry, I occupied to delay. I give to do not lend out. RATIO It is brief to come to say the meeting. Apparently I depraved. But the Tile Time transferred the troops. ALLAH What mistake does that have. RATIO The parliament plan passes the vote give. ALLAH This mean the less freedom with more wars. Like this not good. Like this we can sooner at an end war. RATIO Carefully of your friend Speaker. ALLAH Carefully what? RATIO He does not hand over to send army the power. 29. ALLAH Why? RATIO He do not say. ALLAH He do so in not for the sake of parliament. This often is falsely, to? RATIO Everything is all not normal. This let me feeling uneasy all. INT. MR. SPEAKER'S NEGOTIATION ROOM - DAY Mr. Speaker D the Superior and Allah Gold are walking in the room. D I hope you to believe me, Gold. ALLAH Certainly. D I need your help young man. ALLAH Your meaning is. D I depend on you. ALLAH Does needing me do what? I do not understand. D You is I face the public eye ear, with voice. (beat) I appointment to office you as the private. ALLAH I? Make the elder? This honor and duties is a lot too big. Parliament contain their member they take nothing of. D I miss their meeting of. They need you, you think that the elephant do not. INT. HOPELESS SITUATION TEMPLE, PARLIAMENT ROOM - EVENING 30. A meeting is held in the hopeless situation parliament room. Some of the members are elsewhere in the Milky Way, so they attend the meeting as photographs. Allah Gold is standing in the center of the room while the other members sit in the chairs around him. Among the attendees are Vanquish Is, Text How Big Teachers, Ratio Tile and KI-ADI-MUNDI. VANQUISH The parliament admission D do so. The argument agrees the D of adjust you into. ALLAH I understood. TEXT You entered the parliament. We do not give the title. ALLAH What? Text How Big Teachers only stares silently. ALLAH (CONT'D) Can be how like this. Like this too wide of the mark. Like this inequity. I can how belong to the parliament but is not. TEXT You sit down first young a line. ALLAH Forgive me, elder. He bows and takes a seat. KI-ADI-MUNDI (PHOTOGRAPH) We have investigated of the republic is systematic. Have no the trace and shadow that discovers. VANQUISH To find out the Space General you must search for the outer circle system. RATIO We had no superfluous airship. KI-ADI-MUNDI(PHOTOGRAPH) Do not send out the air tank why. TEXT Send out right away the tank go there very important. 31. RATIO He cans say that again. That system is very. VANQUISH Let me going to, I relate to with new hands quite good. TEXT That come to a decision so. The Master Of helps the republic troops. Send these troopseses only. INT. HOPELESS SITUATION TEMPLE, CORRIDOR - EVENING Allah Gold and Ratio Tile walk side by side down the corridor. ALLAH Is really boring. Let me enter the parliament do not let me. Have no on the republic history such. RATIO Town young man. You thered has been. You are so young and then enter the parliament have. In reality, you the relation of long peace. The parliament do not like you like this. ALLAH I swear to you, I did not call the D of adjust. RATIO But that exactly you want of. You must make him doing so with his comity. ALLAH This has no relation with our comity. RATIO The argument agrees the Speaker puts you into unique. Parliament all the member trusts you. ALLAH Does that how is again? RATIO And I stands in your part. I do not want to make. ALLAH What circumstances? 32. RATIO The parliament wants to let you keep watch. (beat) They want to know him at fuck. ALLAH They want to let do I be the spy? That is to rebels! RATIO This is the war, Gold. ALLAH Give me this mission in the parliament why. RATIO This mission is clandestine. ALLAH Speaker D and is not a bad person. Even since I came here he is friendly to me. RATIO So you must help up. Gold, our faith believes in our religion. But is not to believe in a certain person. He wants to make an effort long hours occupy. ALLAH Is a parliament decision to let him continuing. RATIO Considers with your felling once here. ALLAH You are a discipline to want to let me oppose. Objection republic. Objection morals. Oppose the friend this. Why you want to let me doing so. RATIO Because the parliament call you doing so. EXT. CORUSCANT, CITYSCAPE - EVENING A republic gun airship is seen flying amidst the skyscrapers of the planet. INT. GUN AIRSHIP 33. In the airship, three hopeless situation warriors - Ratio Tile, Text How Big Teachers and Vanquish Is - discuss about the situation. RATIO The Gold did not produce any enthusiasm to this mission. TEXT Put the Gold with the D of two together very dangerous. I feel that this child cans not handles. I distrust him. RATIO Difficult way he is not a parliament group to be. Difficult way he under the past have no. TEXT So the elder all how says. VANQUISH We all like him. He is a right candidate. RATIO He can't let me disappointing of. Have always been to have no. VANQUISH I hope you right. EXT. CORUSCANT DOCKING BAYS The gun airship lands and Vanquish Is joins SEE AGAIN, a wookiee, and an army of clone troopers. INT. APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM BALCONY - EVENING Allah Gold and The Plum Of sit on a sofa. ALLAH Sometimes I too so after all the republic was how. That war has no well arranged order to disrupt the republic. PLUM You had to think perhaps we stands at the bad person's part. ALLAH You are what mean. 34. PLUM Why we loyal to democracy nonexistent any further? Why republic a war machine at demolish everything? ALLAH I dare not believe. Your tone resembles an abruption doctrine. PLUM This war represented your mistake. Your peace negotiations grows now the most close. Everybody want that say to you. Let him stop the war. ALLAH Do not let me do this matter. (stands up) Say the words of some representative's justice. PLUM You say what. ALLAH Nothing important. PLUM Do not be like this. (also stands up) Do not shout to me. Let me help you. Embrace me. Resemble at pull the cloth by the. Resemble long time ago in the world only. Have no the politics. Have no the D of. They hug. INT. OPERA HOUSE, LOBBY - NIGHT Numerous people of the audience are gathered in the lobby, most of them heading up the stairs towards the main theater hall. Allah Gold is heading from the airship platforms to the stairs in a hurry. INT. OPERA HOUSE, CORRIDOR More crowd in the corridor. Allah Gold slows down and walks through a blue doorway. INT. OPERA HOUSE, PRIVATE BOX Allah enters Mr. Speaker D the Superior's private box. Also present are MAS AMEDDA and SLY MOORE, along with SWEITT CONCORKILL and a RED GUARD. Allah Gold walks next to Mr. Speaker. There's a fantastic show of huge orbs of water and acrobatic swimmers. 35. ALLAH You wish to see I is Speaker. D To, Gold, close to the amount. I have a good news. I beat the intelligence bureau the telephone. They discovers the directions of the Space General. He hides at particularly with The System Of. ALLAH Found out finally. I should hold tight this devil to end war. D I worry the collective intelligence of the parliament. They did not send you carry out this mission. Current you are the best candidate. (to his entourage) Sit, back the bottom. The others leave. Allah Gold takes a seat. D (CONT'D) Gold, you know that I can't depend on this parliament. And they bring into you too in the scheme, hear. ALLAH I am not that understand. D You are affirmative to have doubted. The hopeless situation parliament wants to rule. They plan the betrayal me. ALLAH I not think so. D Gold, careful want. You understand of, to. ALLAH I know that they do not believe you. D To, all councilmans whole republic. ALLAH Our cognition hereafter one of my thought. 36. D Why. They force you to do what not the affair of the brilliance. They let you keep watch on me. ALLAH I not... ... I do not know and should how say. D Remember you're the day of the warrior study of the past. Have the person who have your power. (quickly) Even hopeless situation elder. ALLAH The hopeless situation elder is what justice. D Justice to see from which aspects see. Hopeless situation elders at similar to others are all. Include to look forward to to the right. ALLAH But the West Emperor depends on the improbity. They consider the oneself only. D I also belong to the hopeless situation Presbyterian. ALLAH Hopeless situation elder should be to have no private. They only concern other people. D (changing the subject) Did you heard of the tragedy that reach The Man. ALLAH Not. D I think to be too is not. I think that the hopeless situation elder also can't. That is a legend. Reaching The Man cloth space is the emperor. He is so strong and big. He even can use the original dint to create life. He is very deep to black influence understanding. 37. ALLAH In fact he can come back from the brink of death. D The black influence can the matter that many supermans. But other people thinks that these are what can't attains. ALLAH The black influence howed is afterwards. D He become more and more strong and big. Lost his power afterwards afterwards he died. In fact he teaches own the whole skills all to disciple. Then his land killed him to let him going to bed. Satirizing the meaning is he can let other people. But is incapable for dint to the oneself. ALLAH I can be then academic association this kind of magic. D Do not do the hopeless situation elder can. EXT. KASHYYYK COAST, SEA - DAY Wookiee airships are flying above the waters and rocks of the coast. They turn towards; EXT. KASHYYYK COAST, BEACH Where both wookiees and clone troopers prepare their defenses and gather their troops. A CLONE TROOPER is discussing with a WOOKIEE SOLDIER. CLONE TROOPER We are republicans soldier. EXT. KASHYYK COAST, TREETOP HUT Vanquish Is is having a meeting with hopeless situation parliament via photographs. Both See Again and DRAG ALONG are with him. KI-ADI-MUNDI (PHOTOGRAPH) The Space General hasn't appeared. ALLAH (PHOTOGRAPH) The information expresses the Space General. 38. CUT TO: INT. HOPELESS SITUATION TEMPLE, PARLIAMENT ROOM - DAY VANQUISH (PHOTOGRAPH) I can attain, I must. Hold tight the Space General and then can end war. We must be fast to hold tight him accurately. ALLAH Speaker the decision lets me coming forward. TEXT Parliament would who oneself decide to send to go to. Speaker the decision was not. VANQUISH (PHOTOGRAPH) But the Gold even has experience of. KI-ADI-MUNDI (PHOTOGRAPH) I think the Card Ratio can go to. VANQUISH (O.S.) I agree. CUT TO: Kashyyyk, treetop hut. TEXT (PHOTOGRAPH) Very good, parliament Sir. Vanquish Is disconnects from the meeting and walks to COMMANDING OFFICER who's observing the horizon with his binoculars. COMMANDING OFFICER We were already the whole to is ready. VANQUISH The current time arrived commanding officer. COMMANDING OFFICER Yes, master. CUT TO: Kashyyyk, coast. Wookiees shout out a battle cry as they man their defensive positions. The enemy robot army engages approaches them from the sea and engage them and clone troopers in a fearsome battle. EXT. CORUSCANT, AIRSHIP DOCKS - DAY Allah Gold and Ratio Tile are walking on a walkway. 39. ALLAH They will need still finally my. RATIO I agree. Ignore at the beginning noisy how. The result is always like this. ALLAH Master I let you disappointing. I feel grateful you very much to my cultivation. I always eyes inside no man. I apologize to you. I was just made by the Presbyterian Church. RATIO (smiles) You are very strong very astute I feel the pride. You still a child's time I did your teacher. I learn the whole life to all to teach to you. And you also became greater than what I hope. But you want the patience Allah Gold. Very quick Presbyterian Church will award your. Ratio Tile turns to leave. ALLAH Ratio Tile, the wish power are together with you. RATIO Saw again, my friend. The wish power are together with you at. The airships take off. INT. AIRSHIP, AIRSHIP HANGAR Ratio Tile, SECTION and a number of clone troopers are gathered around a photograph of The System Of in the hangar. SECTION Unfortunate of is great majority city all on the pimping mainland in this area. RATIO At you before arriving I will have been leading. But you did not drag along too long. SECTION You trust, we let you disappointing never. 40. RATIO (chuckles) That liked too only wish before you arrive. We did not exterminate all enemies. EXT. SPACE He takes off in his airship, docks to a hyperdrive booster ring, and heads off to the System Of. CUT TO: Nightmare. Close-up of Ratio Tile and The Plum Of surrounded by darkness. RATIO Keep your energy do not abandon forever. The Plum Of, in great pain, falls unconscious or dies. CUT TO: INT. APARTMENT, SITTING ROOM - DAY Allah Gold snaps out of his nightmare. He's sitting on a sofa. The Plum Of walks past him. ALLAH Ratio the Tile comes here. PLUM Come this morning come. ALLAH (gets up) He how. PLUM He is worrying you. They walk to; INT. APARTMENT, BEDROOM PLUM (CONT'D) He says the you bear the very big pressure certainly. ALLAH I feel to be fond of the very much. PLUM Fan. What mean. ALLAH Ratio Tile with Presbyterian Church all distrust. 41. PLUM They use their life letter term you. ALLAH Some matters took place. I can not become the hopeless situation that. I do not want that just keeps present condition. PLUM You are too high to own expectation value. ALLAH I found out to save your method. PLUM Save me. ALLAH I saved you in evil-foreboding dream. PLUM Having what lets you vexed heart. ALLAH I do not want to lose you The Gets The Rice. PLUM I guarantee die me to also will feel happy with you together. ALLAH Not, let I to guarantee. EXT. SPACE, THE SYSTEM OF - DAY Ratio Tile's airship slows down from hyperspace. The airship leaves the hyperdrive booster ring and heads towards the planet of the System Of. EXT. THE SYSTEM OF, ATMOSPHERE The airship heads towards the city, where it lands to; EXT. THE SYSTEM OF, PLATFORM The cockpit window opens. ANGLE: Higher platform. A bodyguard robot and two battle robots observe the events in a distance. ANGLE: Platform. 42. TION MEDON, the Pau'an leader, walks in to greet Ratio Tile with LAMPAY FAY. Some UTAI MECHANICS are sitting next to their equipment, ready to work. TION Please accept my salute great hopeless situation. Is what breeze blow you we this faraway place. RATIO Very unfortunate because of war. TION Unless you take to come over can't have the war here. RATIO I want to ask you to grant can let us get the some fuel. Then for matching with the Space in not the General I want to regard as your city to our base. Tion Medon waves orders to the Utai mechanics, who begin to fuel the airship. TION (whispering) Here we follows hostage just like someone is keeping watch on us. RATIO I am complete understand. TION Only have a little bit the immodesty we all lose. RATIO Tell your people to seek the refuge shelter quickly. If you have the warrior kill the time of the arrived. They bow a farewell. Pau'ans turn to walk away. Ratio Tile hops into the airship's cockpit and speaks to his astromech robot R4-G9. RATIO (CONT'D) Please carry out right away my order. Tell The Section I have contacted good. ANGLE: Pau'ans. LAMPAY He has to say that he. 43. TION Have how much warriors did. ANGLE: Higher platform. The enemy robots leave. Ratio Tile's airship can be seen taking off. ANGLE: Platform. The hopeless situation has hidden in the shadows of the platform. He observes the leaving airship. EXT. THE SYSTEM OF, STABLE Ratio Tile is riding BOGA THE VARACTYL. He observes the level he's trying to get to. This level structure seems a bit out of place. INT. SPACE GENERAL'S COMMAND CENTER Space General is having a secret meeting with his allies. Among them is DINT. The listeners sit behind a desk while Space General walks back and forth in front of them. SPACE GENERAL Need not how long the troops of the republic will arrive. The listeners exchange worried gazes. SPACE GENERAL (CONT'D) I send now you carry out the mission. INT. LOWER LEVEL Ratio Tile rides in the roof superstructures. CUT TO: Command center. SPACE GENERAL (CONT'D) However you only is foolish on this star. DINT (rises) You is safe. ANGLE: Roof superstructures. Ratio Tile has arrived. DINT (CONT'D, O.S.) Safety prime minister you think only of to flee for. ANGLE: Ratio Tile's point of view. 44. DINT (CONT'D) We may be how safe I doubt very much you can guarantee. Ratio Tile gets off from the saddle. SPACE GENERAL (O.S.) Please believe me hear my words you would the high. ANGLE: Ratio Tile's point of view. SPACE GENERAL (CONT'D) Your ship have too arrived. The leaders leave. After some pondering Ratio Tile takes off his cloak and silently jumps down. RATIO Everybody is good. Three BODYGUARD ROBOTS turn on their staffs. SPACE GENERAL (turns around) Section Ratio General. Enemy robots surround Ratio Tile. SPACE GENERAL (CONT'D) You is really a day of brave. (beat) Killed him. Bodyguard robots close in, but are crushed by Ratio Tile's wish power. Other robots take aim. SPACE GENERAL (CONT'D) You rolls a little bit far. Let old man come to dealt with this hopeless. RATIO You are the man of you were played with. Space General removes his cloak. SPACE GENERAL I once in your hopeless situation encampment. His arms split in two. He's armed with four lightsabers. SPACE GENERAL (CONT'D) Come, Section Ratio. 45. They begin their lightsaber duel. Space General loses two hands in the process. Suddenly gunfire brings the fight in a momentary pause. Clone troopers attack the robot army in the city. SPACE GENERAL (CONT'D) Ignore you to how struggle you died to settle. RATIO I can not think so. Ratio Tile uses wish power push to cast Space General in the air. After landing, Space General hops onto a wheel bike and drives away. EXT. THE SYSTEM OF, PIT Ratio Tile tries to follow him on Boga the varactyl, but accidentally drops his lightsaber, which is picked up by The Section. INT. PRESBYTERIAN WAR ROOM Text How Big Teachers and Allah Gold stand next to a war table. Vanquish Is, Ki-Adi-Mundi, Section and AAYLA SECURA attend the meeting as photographs. SECTION (PHOTOGRAPH) Master they proceeded to interfere. The section compares the General with Space. We are fights with the soldier. TEXT Thank you, commanding officer. Section disconnects. TEXT (CONT'D) Allah Gold report this to prime minister. The report want to let the person feel. ALLAH Is, master. Allah Gold leaves. Text How Big Teachers stays in a photograph conversation with other hopeless situation warriors. TEXT I feel someone wants to exterminate. Also is around prime minister of dark power. 46. KI-ADI-MUNDI (PHOTOGRAPH) If he refuse to do not hand over he is given that he should go out of power right away. TEXT The hopeless situation. Presbyterian Church. VANQUISH (PHOTOGRAPH) The dark power is more and more strong. INT. MR. SPEAKER'S PRIVATE OFFICE - DAY Allah Gold enters the room. Mr. Speaker D the Superior is watching a star map on red screen. ALLAH Prime minister. Mr. Speaker D the Superior turns the screen off and turns around on his chair. ALLAH (CONT'D) I just receive the report that Section. He is in handle Space not the General. D That is a big challenge in. ALLAH I should with he together. D The Presbyterian Church like enjoys you not. You not strange do they do not seal you as the. ALLAH I hope me to know. I feel more and more. I was been isolated by this. Mr. Speaker D the Superior nods. ALLAH (CONT'D) I know that still have an esse for they having. D They distrust you Allah Gold. They foresaw your future. They know that your power will big outrun. Mr. Speaker gets up. They both start walking. D (CONT'D) This will be an unprecedented affair. 47. INT. MR. SPEAKER'S NEGOTIATION ROOM D (CONT'D) Please let me to help you to the deeply thought. ALLAH You are what how can anyone know this power. D My tutor tells me an affair concerning it. Even include the innate character of the dark. ALLAH (turning to face him) You know the dark. D Allah Gold, if a person wants to comprehend that he must the square who study it the square. But a little bit much more than only concerning. If you like to be a leads more astutely. That you must accept this more great power. They start circling each other. D (CONT'D) But want the caution hopeless situation Allah Gold. You only ask for help me then can become the. The knowledge of the dark of the study hopeless. In the fire of water. Beat. ALLAH You say what. D I begged you using my knowledge. Allah Gold grabs his lightsaber. ALLAH You are the governor of this city. 48. D I know is what make you feeling vexed. Hearing me says. Do not hope that rotting hopeless situation. Even since does I acquaint with with you I know you at purpose that look for the life. You are unwilling to do a mediocre hopeless. You want to stand out concerns the history. He turns his back to Allah Gold. D (CONT'D) Do you want to kill me. ALLAH I think certainly. D I know. I can feel your exasperation. It let you concentrating on. Also make you stronger. Allah Gold lowers his saber. ALLAH I will tell the hopeless situation Presbyterian. D Certainly, you should this. But your indetermination they will disdain. ALLAH I am very quick and then will find out the. D You have got the outstanding intelligence. Your intelligence may let you understanding the power. It saved me and to support to me. INT. THE SYSTEM OF, CORRIDORS - DAY Ratio Tile is still chasing Space General while the battle rages on around them. They fight side by side during the chase, and Ratio Tile accidentally hops onto Space General's bike during the struggle. They ride on, until they fall onto; EXT. THE SYSTEM OF, SMALL AIRSHIP PLATFORM 49. Space General kicks Ratio Tile towards the ledge, but he doesn't fall down. Space General closes in to finish the job, but Ratio Tile uses wish power to arm himself with a blaster and he shoots Space General in the heart, his only weak spot. Space General dies burning. Ratio Tile climbs back to the platform and throws the blaster away. RATIO Looking me am a civilization person. INT. REPULIC GUN AIRSHIP HANGAR - DAY Text How Big Teachers, KIT FISTO, AGEN KOLAR and SEASEE TIIN are standing amidst the gun airships that are taking off one by one. Allah Gold joins them. ALLAH Text How Big Teachers. I occupy to want to. TEXT Liked too. I just receive the concerning report comparing much. I want to be certain is prime minister to would his urgent back up motive. ALLAH He can't of. And I just know an astonishing news. I think the pudding that the prime minister. TEXT West. ALLAH Yes, is a person who we want to seek. TEXT You are how can anyone know. ALLAH He knows which power source is. He also onces receive training how to use. TEXT You are certain. ALLAH Beyond all doubt. TEXT True regret we has been having no the. Must take action as soon as possible like this. 50. ALLAH Master, the prime minister's power is very big. You arrest does his hour need my help. TEXT Do not care of this matter this is to. I feel you these young captivation in the publics. You a judgement for doing also comes amiss easily. ALLAH I must attend, master. TEXT Not line. If what you say is true you will get my trustful of. But now, you are foolish here. Until elder before coming back wait for here. ALLAH Is, master. Text How Big Teachers and three other hopeless situation warriors board a republic gun airship and take off. Allah Gold watches after them for a moment, then walks away. INT. APARTMENT, SITTING ROOM - EVENING The Plum Of is sitting on a couch in deep thoughts. INT. HOPELESS SITUATION TEMPLE, PARLIAMENT ROOM - EVENING Allah Gold goes to the hopeless situation parliament room and sits on his chair. He ponders the essence of things. D (V.O.) You do not know, to. If I were killed so any save her opportunity. All lost. The next section consists of cuts between the two buildings and people. The Plum Of stands up and watches the cityscape through the window. So does Allah Gold. They both turn their gaze towards the opposite buildings. Allah Gold sheds a manly tear. The Plum Of is accompanied by Blow The Skin. Allah Gold turns around and walks away. EXT. AIRSHIP PLATFORM - NIGHT Allah Gold runs to a small civilian airship and takes off. INT. MR. SPEAKER'S PRIVATE OFFICE - NIGHT Text How Big Teachers, Kit Fisto, Agen Kolar and Seasee Tiin arrive to Mr. Speaker D the Superior's private office. 51. D Text How Big Teachers. I think the space in not. I miss that I will hear right away with my a just. TEXT Pull the name of the gram republic with the space. All four hopeless situation warriors grab their lightsabers. TEXT (CONT'D) You were caught, prime minister. D You is threatenning I hopeless situation master. TEXT The Senate will decide your destiny. D I am the member of Senate. TEXT Not just. Mr. Speaker D the Superior, his true identity of Dark Improbity revealed, grabs his concealed lightsaber. IMPROBITY That I have to revolt. He kills the three lesser hopeless situation warriors easily, then concentrates on Text How Big Teachers. They fight their way to; INT. MR. SPEAKER'S NEGOTIATION ROOM Where their duel continues. EXT. SENATE'S AIRSHIP PLATFORM - NIGHT Allah Gold arrives to the building with his airship. He runs inside. CUT TO: Negotiation room. Text How Big Teachers successfully disarms his opponent and corners him next to the broken panorama window. Allah Gold rushes into the room. TEXT (to Improbity) Adult, you were caught. 52. IMPROBITY (to Allah) Allah Gold, I told you you will arrive to come here. My that's right. The hopeless situation will pass in examination. TEXT The west ages is already on doing not reply. You failed. IMPROBITY Not. Not... you just failed. He launches wish power lightnings from his fingers, but Text How Big Teachers counters them with his lightsaber. IMPROBITY Die. . TEXT . you are the country of. Reflected wish power lightnings are constantly hitting Dark Improbity in the face. IMPROBITY (to Allah) Take away this power save your lover. You must use it. TEXT Do not hear his Allah Gold. IMPROBITY Help me quickly. Dark Improbity becomes deformed in the stream of lightnings. IMPROBITY (CONT'D) I cans not insists how long. He stops launching lightnings. IMPROBITY (CONT'D) Save me, Allah Gold. I... I no longer... TEXT I will solve you to. ALLAH You must not. He must accept to interrogate. TEXT He controls the Senate with the law court. Make him live down too dangerous. 53. IMPROBITY My great void is weak do not kill me. ALLAH This is not the style of the hopeless situation. He musts be live to descend to go to. IMPROBITY (mouths something) ALLAH I need him. Text How Big Teachers prepares for the finishing strike. IMPROBITY Beg you, ALLAH , not... Suddenly Allah Gold takes his lightsaber and cuts Text How Big Teachers's hand off. Dark Improbity launches a new stream of wish power lightnings. IMPROBITY Get to say with you that part forever. Dying Text How Big Teachers is cast off the window and into the depths of cityscape of Coruscant. ALLAH (wailing) I did what. Allah Gold sits down and drops his lightsaber. Dark Improbity gets back to his feet. IMPROBITY You completed your usage Allah Gold. Do my student. Study the dark power in usage with me. ALLAH You want me to do what all line. Only guarantee my cuckoldry the safety. Have no her me live not descend to go to. IMPROBITY This kind of power that I say still only thered. But if our two people cooperation I think that we can succeed. Allah Gold kneels down. 54. ALLAH I would like to throw in your door is next. IMPROBITY Good of good. Your power is very strong and big you will become. There is this power. You the meeting was called by the person Reaching the West of Reaches. Allah Gold, or REACHING THE WEST OF REACHES, whenever necessary, accepts his new name. REACHES Thank, teacher. IMPROBITY Get up. EXT. KASHYYYK COAST, TREETOP HUT - DAY Vanquish Is senses a disturbance in wish power. CUT TO: Negotiation room. Dark Improbity gets a cloak for himself. IMPROBITY (CONT'D) Young person, since the Presbyterian Church does. They also can't teach you certainly more knowledge. They are just a flock of to fish for fame its person. Even act as rivals with the Senate. REACHES You can say that again. Presbyterian Church next move act would be to deal with the Senate. IMPROBITY If still there is an esse of hopeless situation include your friend they will become the enemy of the republic. REACHES I know, master. 55. IMPROBITY Have to hurry the activity hopeless situations. If they can't be exterminated all the local war has no the for the meeting. First, I want the temple that you go to hopeless. Go to exterminate your enemy there. Doing you needses must its matter. Do not hesitate. Do not show consideration. Only like this you then can become the power. Like this you then can save to return to your. REACHES That other hopeless situation in the galaxy. IMPROBITY We come step by step. You kill off all hopeless situation in the temples. We take next move action again. Kill off all the remaining hopeless situations. But the west will rule the galaxy again. Enjoy the peace again. EXT. HOPELESS SITUATION TEMPLE - NIGHT An army of clone troopers led by Reaching the West of Reaches marches to the hopeless situation temple. EXT. THE SYSTEM OF, PIT - DAY Battle on the System Of continues. EXT. THE SYSTEM OF, PLATFORM Numerous soldiers, among them a MEDIC CLONE TROOPER. MEDIC Insists to live hurry... INT. THE SYSTEM OF, CORRIDORS Further down the city a CLONE TROOPER challenges some robots. CLONE TROOPER Walk quickly... CUT TO: Platform. Ratio Tile rides Boga the varactyl to an airship platform guarded by clone troopers, The Section among them. 56. RATIO Commanding officer. Contact your troops. Call them going to a little higher place. SECTION Good of, Sir. (remembering the lightsaber) Say the bottom conveniently. He returns the weapon to its original owner. RATIO Thank you, Section. We have to hurry to act now. SECTION Yes, Sir. Ratio Tile begins to ride up along the cliffs. The Section receives a photograph call. IMPROBITY (PHOTOGRAPH) Section commanding officer. INT. CORUSCANT, PHOTOGRAPH ROOM - NIGHT IMPROBITY (CONT'D) Time is up. That hopeless situation killing off just now. CUT TO: Platform. SECTION Yes, host. ANGLE: Higher in the cliffs. Unsuspecting Ratio Tile rides a lightsaber in his hand. ANGLE: Platform. The Section gestures the orders. SECTION (CONT'D) Hurry. A heavy artillery shot is aimed towards Ratio Tile. It's not a bullseye, but the explosion knocks Ratio Tile and Boga the varactyl off the cliff and they fall into waters below. EXT. MYGEETO, BRIDGE - EVENING Elsewhere in the Milky Way hopeless situation warrior Ki-Adi-Mundi battles against a robot army with his army of CLONE TROOPERS. 57. KI-ADI-MUNDI It is quick to come. He leads the assault, but his troopers suddenly stop, take aim, and after a short gunfight manage to kill him. EXT. FELUCIA, SWAMPS - DAY Hopeless situation warrior Aayla Secura also faces her demise by an unexpected enemy shooting her from behind. EXT. KASHYYYK COAST, TREETOP HUT - DAY Vanquish Is senses great disturbance in wish power. EXT. CATO NEIMOIDIA, ATMOSPHERE - DAY CT-55/11-9009 "JAI'GALAAR" is a wingman of the hopeless situation master PLO KOON. IMPROBITY (PHOTOGRAPH) The dynasty opens fire 66, 60:00. JAI'GALAAR My host soon be finish. Plo Koon is shot down by his former allies. EXT. SALEUCAMI, SWAMPS - EVENING Hopeless situation master STASS ALLIE uses speeder airships to navigate the planet with two of her CLONE TROOPER allies. One of the troopers receives the order via his telephone. He nods to the other trooper without Stass Allie noticing. The troopers brake to fall behind her, then open fire. The airship wreck violently falls into a body of water. EXT. KASHYYYK COAST - DAY In Kashyyyk, battle of the beach continues. CUT TO: Treetop hut. COMMANDING OFFICER (to photograph) My host soon be finish. However, Vanquish Is decapitates him and the other CLONE TROOPER. Drag Along and See Again take him to safety. INT. HOPELESS SITUATION TEMPLE - NIGHT A massacre rages on as the clone troopers track and shoot down any hopeless situations they find. Reaching the West of Reaches enters the Presbyterian Church parliament room, where hopeless situation young a lines are hiding. One of them, SORS BANDEAM, steps out. 58. SORS A line, their person is too many we want to how do. Reaching the West of Reaches says nothing, but activates his lightsaber. INT. APARTMENT, SITTING ROOM - NIGHT Back home, The Plum Of is awake. She's watching the Hopeless Situation Temple burning in the horizon. Blow The Skin joins her. BLOW Prime minister's office says the hopeless situation. Do not worry I believe his meeting has no matter. She begins to cry. EXT. HOPELESS SITUATION TEMPLE, AIRSHIP PLATFORM - NIGHT The Adds The Senator lands to the temple. A group of CLONE TROOPERS led by CC-1119 "APPO" block his way to the temple. THE ADDS Out here what matter. APPO Took place the insurrection, superior. Do not worry, the circumstance has suffered. The Adds The Senator tries to move past them, but CC-1119 "Appo" points him with his blaster. APPO (CONT'D) Execuse me, superior. You should leave. THE ADDS That is all right. He returns to his airship. CLONE TROOPER Hopeless situation. A lone, YOUNG HOPELESS SITUATION attacks the clone troopers, killing many of them, but is eventually shot down. THE ADDS Run. He jumps to his airship and takes off. CLONE TROOPER Do not worry, let them walking. 59. EXT. THE SYSTEM OF, WATER - DAY In the System Of Ratio Tile swims underwater using a breathing apparatus. He surfaces. EXT. KASHYYYK, INLAND - NIGHT A patrol of SCOUT TROOPERS, led by SCOUT SUPERIOR, are looking for Vanquish Is. They find a destroyed wookiee craft. SCOUT SUPERIOR Hurry to find out them. SCOUT TROOPER Yes, superior. They split up. EXT. KASHYYYK, MOUNTAINS - NIGHT Elsewhere See Again reveals a hidden first aid airship. VANQUISH See again Drag Along the See Again. DRAG (growl) VANQUISH IS I will miss your. The first aid airship takes off as the wookiees watch. EXT. SENATE'S AIRSHIP PLATFORM - DAY In Coruscant an airship takes off too. INT. THE ADDS' AIRSHIP CORRIDOR The Adds the Senator is walking in the corridors with his entourage. THE ADDS We still hope from this disaster inside some. EXT. THE SYSTEM OF, CITY - DAY The battle is finally over in The System Of. The Section is speaking with CLONE TROOPERS while Ratio Tile's eavesdropping. SECTION Have to find out the. CLONE TROOPER Section Pulls the Ratio. 60. SECTION Hurry to call last airship in your person, hurry. EXT. THE SYSTEM OF, SMALL AIRSHIP PLATFORM - DAY Ratio Tile escapes to the platform he battled Space General on. There was a small civilian airship that he now uses to leave the system. EXT. SPACE Ratio Tile presses some buttons in the cockpit. RATIO (to telephone) Urgent circumstance code 913 did not contact. The Adds The Senator appears as photograph. THE ADDS (PHOTOGRAPH) The Section Pulls The Ratio. RATIO Please say. THE ADDS (PHOTOGRAPH) The Section Pulls The Ratio. RATIO The Adds The Senator. My troops suffers the raid I need help. THE ADDS (PHOTOGRAPH) This circumstance we have received the report. Look your loss very miserably heavy. The Adds The Senator disconnects. EXT. APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM BALCONY - NIGHT Back in Coruscant Allah Gold returns to The Plum Of in an airship with room for R2. Allah Gold and The Plum Of hug. R2 (beep) BLOW Kiss too loudly. PLUM Are you O. K. I know that the hopeless situation temple suffered. ALLAH I am very good, I just worry you with the child. 61. PLUM Out what matter. ALLAH The hopeless situation wants to overthrow. PLUM (mouths something) ALLAH I see with own eyes the Text How Big Teachers. PLUM Allah Gold you want to how do. ALLAH I can't rebel against republic. I will be loyal to the prime minister with Senate. Still have you. PLUM That Ratio Tile. ALLAH I do not know. Many hopeless situations were all killed. I a hope hopeless situation is woulded be loyal. PLUM I am frightened, Allah Gold. ALLAH I am keeping the destiny. Everything will like. The prime minister gave me a count. Abruption doctrine come together in the virtuous. I want to go to be over this war. Wait for here I come back. Everything will become different of I guarantee. They kiss. ALLAH (CONT'D) Wait for me certainly. Allah Gold hops to his airship. BLOW (to R2) Where does he want to go? Do you must walk. 62. R2 (beep) BLOW Take good care of, my kid. The airship flies off. BLOW (CONT'D) Lady, have what can I help of. PLUM Have no, thank, Blow The Skin. BLOW I feel the... ... to have no to help so. EXT. SPACE - DAY Ratio Tile docks to The Adds The Senator's airship. INT. THE ADDS' SPACESHIP, CORRIDOR Ratio Tile, The Adds The Senator and Vanquish Is walk side by side. RATIO Have still how much hopeless situation. VANQUISH Who also do not know the Ratio Is Prosperous. THE ADDS The like thousands enemy assaulted. So I just come to seek The. RATIO Do we made to contact with the temples. VANQUISH I have issue to retreat the order. THE ADDS The Speaker has requested all hopeless situations. Cheat to say that the war has ended. RATIO That we must return. If take place what matter they will be killed of. VANQUISH Your meaning is an order to withdraw. 63. RATIO To, elder, our person is too dangerous. VANQUISH I agree. Only there is knowledge can just point. EXT. WOOD METHOD STAR - DAY Landscape of the lava planet. Countless volcanoes and rivers of lava cover the entire surface. The sky is full of thick, dark clouds, so it's impossible to tell what time of day it is. Workers walk on solidified rafts on the lava rivers, while FLYING ROBOTS gather liquid lava and carry it to processing. INT. PROCESSING BUILDING Other abruption doctrine leaders have taken a refuge in this lava planet's main processing building. They are having a photograph conversation with Dark Improbity. DINT My host, the enemy hases pressed you. IMPROBITY (PHOTOGRAPH) You handles affairs Dint. You waits for my disciple Reaches of come. He will look after you. EXT. SPACE, ABOVE THE PLANET CORUSCANT - DAY The Adds The Senator's airship approaches Coruscant. INT. THE ADDS' SPACESHIP, COCKPIT Ratio Tile, The Adds The Senator, Vanquish Is, AIRSHIP CAPTAIN and AIRSHIP PILOT sit in the cockpit. AIRSHIP CAPTAIN We receive the information of a hopeless. THE ADDS Connect the. AIRSHIP CAPTAIN Yes superior. He flicks a switch, and a television turns on. MAS AMEDDA (TELEVISION) Councilman's that the speaker requests you. THE ADDS I will go to of. 64. MAS AMEDDA (TELEVISION) He waits you there. He disconnects. THE ADDS May be a trap. RATIO I not think so. The impossible control in Speaker is several. Come to guarantee the parliament intact well. VANQUISH They open the special meeting of a parliament. They will become the person of entering. EXT. CORUSCANT, CITYSCAPE The airship approaches the parliament building. EXT. SPACE, ABOVE WOOD METHOD STAR - DAY Reaching the West of Reaches approaches the Wood Method Star. EXT. PROCESSING BUILDING AIRSHIP PLATFORM He lands on a platform. R2 springs from his robot pit. Allah Gold starts walking towards the main processing building. R2 follows. REACHES R2, watch the airship. R2 stops. INT. PROCESSING BUILDING He enters the main building's command room where all the abruption doctrine leaders are along with some SECURITY BATTLE ROBOTS and GUARDS. DINT Welcome you, my host Reaches. Reaching the West of Reaches uses wish power to close the doors in the room. EXT. HOPELESS SITUATION TEMPLE, BALCONY FLOOR - DAY Vanquish Is and Ratio Tile fight against CLONE TROOPERS. INT. PARLIAMENT ROOM - DAY 65. Mr. Speaker D the Superior is giving a speech to the parliament. Mas Amedda and Sly Moore accompany him. The Plum Of and The Adds The Senator are listening in their seats. D The current situation has published. THE ADDS (to Plum) What is the row. PLUM (to The Adds) We discovers the purpose of hero's ground. Is to overthrow the Senate. D Hero's ground will be driven out and vanquish. He receives a round of applause. CUT TO: Hopeless situation temple. Meanwhile, back in the hopeless situation temple Ratio Tile and Vanquish Is are inspecting the results of the purge. A group of dead children. RATIO Whether child can exist or not. VANQUISH He is not a gram at least person. I hope that he can exist. Ratio Tile kneels down to take a closer look of the fallen young hopeless situations. RATIO This is what who fuck. CUT TO: Processing building. There's a one-sided massacre going on as Reaching the West of Reaches gets rid of his master's former allies. CUT TO: Parliament room. D Want to assassinate my person to leave the scar became me disable and sick. However my power has always been to have no like. CUT TO: Processing building. 66. Reaching the West of Reaches kills almost all of the remaining leaders and robots in the room. He inspects his work before heading for the next room. His eyes have turned red and yellow. CUT TO: Parliament room. D (CONT'D) For insuring the future safety with prospers the republic organizes afresh. Become the empire of the first choice. This is for the sake of a more safe the society. The whole parliament gives a raging applause, and The Plum Of can't believe what she's hearing. PLUM The freedom has died (beat) in the voice of under. CUT TO: Processing building. Dint is for the time being the only survivor. Reaching The West Of Reaches stands right in front of him. DINT (pleading) The war has ended. Please reserve our life. He doesn't. INT. HOPELESS SITUATION TEMPLE, COMPUTER ROOM #1 - DAY Ratio Tile is standing in front of some sort of a terminal, while Vanquish Is is standing idle. RATIO I change the password afresh. The hero that warning is all ground keep distance. VANQUISH Wait until the gram the person discovers will use very long hours. They walk into; INT. HOPELESS SITUATION TEMPLE, COMPUTER ROOM #2 RATIO Wait a little while the teacher. I need to know a matter. He walks to a photograph footage terminal. 67. VANQUISH That is the safe password if moved it. Only will result in your pain and sufferings. RATIO I need to know the true facts, teacher. He activates a security photograph, which shows Allah Gold killing the young hopeless situations. Vanquish Is sighs. RATIO (CONT'D) Impossible. Impossible. Next part of the footage. Allah Gold is kneeling before Dark Improbity. IMPROBITY (FOOTAGE) You are already at full cock now. (beat) Spread all over the place the empire. RATIO I hear not went to down. VANQUISH We must ruin the west. RATIO Let me kill the emperor. I can't kill The Peaceful Willing To. VANQUISH If want to do so you return not enough strong. RATIO He the my brothers in elephant is similar. I can not do it. VANQUISH A line have beened distorted by the dark world. You the trained boy noed longer is already. Drive dark world to gobble up. RATIO I do not know that the emperor sends him to go where. Which does I do not know to go to seek him. VANQUISH Can use your intuition and then can find out him. EXT. LIVING ROOM BALCONY - DAY 68. Ratio Tile has arrived to the apartment with a civilian airship to see The Plum Of. She's quite visibly pregnant. RATIO You see last time he is when. PLUM Yesterday. RATIO Know that he is now at where. PLUM Do not know. RATIO The Plum Of, I need you help. He has the very big danger. PLUM West vital part he? RATIO Is himself. The Plum Of. The Peaceful Is Willing. PLUM Your mistake, you can how say this kind of words. RATIO I in whole photographing. (distraught) See him at kill the child. PLUM The Peaceful Is Willing To can't of. Absoluteness can't. RATIO He was cheated by the lies. We are all. The Superior is the whole acts the latter. Include the war. We have no and can avoid this war. The ever since that time willing to dies The Peaceful Is Willing To and then become his. PLUM (shocked) I do not believe. Do not believe. They sit down. RATIO The Plum Of. I must find out him. PLUM You are to do not kill him. 69. RATIO He now is a very big intimidation. PLUM Not line. Ratio Tile begins to leave. RATIO (turns around) The Peaceful Willing To is the child's father, is. Really very sorry. He hops into his airship. EXT. PROCESSING BUILDING, BALCONY - DAY Reaching the West of Reaches is having a heroic angst, shedding manly tears. EXT. CORUSCANT AIRSHIP PLATFORM - EVENING The Plum Of has arrived to the platform to her airship. CAPTAIN and Blow The Skin follow her. CAPTAIN Lady, let me accompany you to go to. PLUM Can't in danger of. Let myself going to. This is the private matter. CAPTAIN Literally you, lady. But I agree you in no case like this. PLUM I can't have problems of captain. This is the matter that I must personally. Skin too would at protect me. Captain turns to leave, while The Plum Of steps on her airship's boarding ramp. Blow The Skin scurries after her. BLOW Behind. Once they have boarded, Ratio Tile, who has been hiding, hops onto the ramp too. INT. THE PLUM OF'S AIRSHIP, COCKPIT The Plum Of and Blow The Skin sit on the pilot seats. The Plum Of presses a button on the control panel, while Blow The Skin has the wheel. 70. BLOW The operation that I acquaint with it more and more. INT. THE PLUM OF'S AIRSHIP, CORRIDOR Ratio Tile hides in a storage locker. EXT. CORUSCANT AIRSHIP PLATFORM The airship takes off. INT. MR. SPEAKER'S CHAMBER OFFICE - EVENING Dark Improbity and Mas Amedda are next to a desk. Dark Improbity receives a photograph call. REACHES (PHOTOGRAPH) The barbarian has solved, host. IMPROBITY So this matter has ended. Very big in your. Bring the Milky Way the peace. INT. PROCESSING BUILDING - DAY IMRPOBITY (CONT'D, PHOTOGRAPH) There is information giving the space craft. Is systematic and must close right away. REACHES All right, host. He disconnects and checks the computer screen showing The Plum Of's airship closing in. EXT. PROCESSING BUILDING AIRSHIP PLATFORM - DAY The airship lands. CUT TO: The Plum Of's airship, cockpit. The Plum Of is distressed. She breathes heavily a bit, and then sees Allah Gold approaching the platform through the window. She presses a button to open the boarding ramp. CUT TO: Platform. The Plum Of runs to Allah Gold. They hug. ALLAH I see your ship. How run here. PLUM I worry you very much. They tell me concerning you terrible affair. 71. ALLAH What affair. PLUM He says a member that you become dark world. Say you at kill the child. ALLAH The Ratio wants to let you leave me. PLUM He concerns us very much. ALLAH We? PLUM He has known. He wants to help you. The Peaceful Is Willing To I a hope gets your love. ALLAH The love can't save you The Plum Of. Only there is my new ability then can save you. PLUM Why such, you are a good man. Do not do like this. ALLAH I can't lose again your elephant loses my mother so. I am more more than any hero's geologic change's strong and big. I do so is for protecting you. PLUM Leave with me together. Helping me brings up our child. At the time of we still canning make. Leave the all these. ALLAH You unknown white, we do not need to flee from home again. I bring the republic the peace. I am stronger and big than superior. I can overthrow him. The Plum Of begins to back away, shocked. ALLAH (CONT'D) We can rule the galaxy together. Become us to the world to hope so. 72. PLUM I dare not believe the words that I hear. The Ratio says of to. You changed. ALLAH (getting angry) I do not want that hear again the name that compare. Hero's ground rebeled me. You must not rebel me. PLUM (beginning to cry) I am already incognizant you. The Peaceful Is Willing To. You let me feeling sad. I can't walk last with you you a road for running about. ALLAH Because Ratio? PLUM Because your conduct and actions. The plan of your future. Stop right away. Ask you to come back. Allah Gold sees Ratio Tile standing in the airship's doorway. PLUM (CONT'D) I love you. ALLAH (very angry) Lier. The Plum Of also sees Ratio Tile. PLUM Do not want. ALLAH You follows he together. You take him to come to want to kill off me here. He begins to use wish power to strangle The Plum Of, who grabs her neck. PLUM Is not. RATIO Putting her walks The Peaceful Is Willing To. Putting her walks. Allah Gold lets go of her. The Plum Of falls unconscious to the ground. 73. ALLAH Is you let her rebel me. RATIO This is your own masterpiece. Allah Gold takes off his cloak. ALLAH You can't rend away her. So does Ratio Tile. RATIO This is what your exasperation results in. You let the dark lord distort your heart. Now... You become you to think the ruined object before. ALLAH Do not say the reason with me, Ratio. I have seen the true facts of pure hero's ground. I not elephant you be afraid the dark world so. They have circled each other. Ratio Tile quickly checks The Plum Of's condition while Allah Gold has turned to face away. ALLAH (CONT'D) I give my new empire. Bring the peace, freedom. Justice, with safety. RATIO Let me killing your and. ALLAH Is not your new empire. RATIO The Peaceful Is Willing To but is I to republic with democratic and loyal to. ALLAH If you are not to stands at me that you are my enemy. RATIO Disabled person must solve. I needs must I should of. REACHES Come. They engage in a lightsaber duel. 74. INT. MR. SPEAKER'S CHAMBER OFFICE - NIGHT Vanquish Is enters the room and knocks off the two GUARDS using wish power. VANQUISH I see you to cut up rough very much. Or should say that is a Dark Improbity. IMPROBITY Vanquish Is. You surrendered. VANQUISH Surprise. IMPROBITY Your pride let you say such words. You will experience the power of the dark world completely now. Vanquish Is is knocked off by a valley of wish power lightnings. EXT. PROCESSING BUILDING CATWALK - DAY Lightsaber duel in Wood Method Star Continues. Reaching The West Of Reaches is very aggressive. They fight continues to; INT. PROCESSING BUILDING Where they damage some consoles during the duel. CUT TO: Chamber office. Mas Amedda leaves the room. Dark Improbity approaches Vanquish Is. IMPROBITY (CONT'D) I wait for every moment for this already a long time. My small manikin. (silent laugh) Vanquish Is gets up. IMPROBITY (CONT'D) Finally of hero's will soon perish. VANQUISH Can't of, we wait and see. Vanquish Is uses wish power push to launch Dark Improbity across the room. VANQUISH (CONT'D) Do not draw conclusions too quickly time is it's yet early. 75. Vanquish Is blocks Dark Improbity's way and grabs his lightsaber. VANQUISH (CONT'D) If you are so strong and big why to leave. IMPROBITY You can't obstruct I. I would be aller strong and big than anyone. He also grabs his lightsaber. VANQUISH I underrate you to the confidence of your apprentice. Your unique trusting is the power of the dark world. And so there are two duels going on. In Wood Method Star, force fields protecting the processing facility structures are accidentally turned off, while in Coruscant the battle advances to the parliament room. Vanquish Is escapes after falling down. INT. PARLIAMENT ROOM AIR DUCTS Vanquish Is is crawling away to retreat. VANQUISH (to telephone) Hurry. We must leave. EXT. CORUSCANT HIGHWAY The Adds The Senator is flying a civilian airship. THE ADDS (to telephone) Leave after readying to. CUT TO: Parliament room. CC-4477 "THIRE" is patrolling the area with some troopers. THIRE Did not see his corpse. MAS So he did not die. IMPROBITY Return again to look for. THIRE Is, follow instructions. IMPROBITY Prepare my space craft do to set out right away. 76. MAS Is, host. IMPROBITY I felt the hero an in danger. CUT: Wood Method Star structures. Lightsaber duel continues on hazardous lava environment. EXT. BELOW PARLIAMENT BUILDING Vanquish Is is picked up by The Adds The Senator, who flies him away. VANQUISH I must leave the country. EXT. LAVA RIVER The combat, which so far has included volcanic eruptions, superstructures getting damaged and rope-slinging among many other things, has advanced to floating platforms and robots on the lava river. Both combatants take a short break - words replace swords, so to speak. RATIO I found out you The Peaceful Is Willing To. I found out you. REACHES I should know a scheme for wanting to take over early. RATIO The Peaceful Is Willing To D the Superior is a bad person. REACHES To me hero's is just bad person. RATIO Friend you are crazy. Beat. REACHES Your dead period arrived teacher. Reaching The West of Reaches jumps onto the platform Ratio Tile is standing on. They continue their fight. The platform floats to; EXT. LAVA RIVER SHORE Where Ratio Tile jumps to land. 77. RATIO Everything ends The Peaceful Is Willing To. The geography that I stands compares you superior. REACHES You underrated my ability. RATIO Is. Reaching the West of Reaches attempts to jump over Ratio Tile but is cut to pieces mid-air. He slides downhill and stops only few feet from the lava river. RATIO (CONT'D) You drive the person who pick out. You this should ruin them ising not to join them. Bring the world brilliance but is not to bring the blackness. Ratio Tile turns away and grabs his opponent's dropped lightsaber. He takes a few steps uphill. Reaching The West of Reaches can't get a grip of the soft ground and is slowly sliding closer to lava. REACHES I will ruin you. RATIO The Peaceful Is Willing To you the past is my brothers. What I love is you. Reaching the West of Reaches gets so close to lava that his legs catch flames that soon are burning all over him. REACHES (screams in agony) Disheartened, Ratio Tile walks away. EXT. PROCESSING BUILDING AIRSHIP PLATFORM Ratio Tile walks back to the airship. R2 is waiting for him there. So is Blow The Skin, who walks down the airship's ramp. BLOW The Willing To Compares host. The Plum Of is very weak. Please must take a look. INT. THE PLUM OF'S AIRSHIP, SLEEPING COMPARTMENT The Plum Of is lying on a bunk. Ratio Tile touches her. 78. PLUM (weak) The Peaceful Is Willing To O. K. CUT TO: Platform. The airship takes off. CUT TO: The Plum Of's airship, cockpit. Blow The Skin does the flying while Ratio Tile is thinking. EXT. LAVA RIVER SHORE Badly burned Reaching the West of Reaches is slowly dragging himself up on the shore. A shuttle airship flies over him and lands to a platform near the shore. CLONE TROOPERS and Improbity begin to look for Reaching The West Of Reaches. CLONE TROOPER Big King, this place. IMPROBITY He returns incredibly on the hoof. Grasp the person right away. CLONE TROOPER Is, follow instructions. The troopers leave. Dark Improbity walks to Reaching Of The West Of Reaches. EXT. SPACE, POLIS MASSA - DAY Vanquish Is and the rest are hiding on a medical facility of the biggest asteroid in the asteroid field of Polis Massa. INT. MEDICAL FACILITY, OBSERVATION ROOM Vanquish Is is sitting in the room. The Adds The Senator walks in. THE ADDS Execuse me Particularly Reach The Master. The Compares The Willing To Ratio the contact ascend we. CUT TO: Polis Massa. The Plum Of's airship arrives to the asteroid. INT. POLIS MASSA DOCKING STATION Ratio Tile carries the unconscious The Plum Of out of the airship. The Adds The Senator is there to meet them. 79. THE ADDS Sending her goes to medical treatment, hurry. EXT. CORUSCANT, SURGICAL FACILITY - EVENING Dark Improbity's shuttle airship lands on the facility's platform in a thunderstorm. Reaching The West Of Reaches is escorted inside on a hovering stretcher by his master and some clone troopers. INT. MEDICAL FACILITY OPERATION ROOM - DAY The Plum Of is lying on a medical bed. Vanquish Is, Blow The Skin, R2, The Adds The Senator and Ratio Tile are standing in the corridor waiting for the diagnosis. GH-7 MEDICAL ANALYSIS UNIT tells them the news. GH-7 Check result. She complete health. But we can't explain why she quick dead. RATIO Does she die quickly? GH-7 We do not know why. She loses the live descending the will that go to. We must proceed the surgical operation right away. Talent extrication child. THE ADDS Child? GH-7 Is twins. This they did not expect. INT. CORUSCANT, SURGICAL FACILITY - NIGHT Reaching the West of Reaches is lying on an operation table while medical robots, e.g. 2-1B, DD-13 and FX, work around him. Pieces of his burned clothes are ripped away and his missing limbs are replaced by mechanical ones. The operation causes him great pain. CUT TO: Operation room. The Plum Of is livinging the children with the help of CHOOR-TAN B-MACHINE. Ratio Tile is there to comfort her. First child, SEE ME, is livinged. Choor-Tan B-Machine carries it. CHOOR-TAN Come to see your mother. 80. PLUM See Me. Ratio Tile takes the child and brings him closer to The Plum Of. PLUM (CONT'D) See. She moans. CHOOR-TAN Relax. Relax. Relax. Another baby livinged. She's will be known as LEIA ORGANA. CHOOR-TAN (CONT'D) Come to see your mother. RATIO Is what woman. PLUM (mouths something) CUT TO: Coruscant, surgical facility. Reaching the West of Reaches is donned his armor, complete with a helmet. He takes his first machine-assisted breath. CUT TO: Operation room. PLUM (weak) The Compared. I wanted to leave. I am not line. I know, I know. Her dead period arrived. Ratio Tile and Vanquish Is are speechless. CUT TO: Coruscant, surgical facility. The operation table is slowly lifted vertically. Reaching The West Of Reaches is relivinged. IMPROBITY south host. Can hear me. REACHES Yes, host. Where is The Plum Of. Her safety, is she O. K. IMPROBITY Under your exasperation you killed her. REACHES Impossible. I can feel she return on the hoof. 81. The rage of Reaching The West Of Reaches causes such a fluctuation in wish power that the robots around him are destroyed. He frees himself from the operation table. REACHES (CONT'D) (wailing) Do not want. EXT. NABOO ATMOSPHERE - DAY The Adds The Senator's airship is flying towards a city. INT. THE ADDS THE SENATOR'S AIRSHIP, NEGOTIATION ROOM The Adds The Senator, Vanquish Is and Ratio Tile sit around the table. VANQUISH The child must hide in the safe place. RATIO Must take they go to a can't drive the place that west realize. VANQUISH The speed want to be quickly. THE ADDS I will take the girl with the wife. We have been hoping to get to keep the daughter. We will love hers. RATIO Boy. VANQUISH His family will hope what. RATIO I will look after this child of. The Adds The Senator and Ratio Tile get up. VANQUISH We will disappear until appropriate time. The Adds The Senator exits the room. VANQUISH (CONT'D) The Willing To Compares the master. Ratio Tile sits back down. VANQUISH (CONT'D) The time that you make a living alone I want to provide a training to you. 82. RATIO Train. VANQUISH There is an old friend academic association the. An among those returned to the another world. Your old teacher. RATIO (mouths something) VANQUISH I will teach how you are communicate with him. INT. THE ADDS THE SENATOR'S AIRSHIP, CORRIDOR Airship captain's standing in a corridor of the airship. THE ADDS This with in captain. BLOW Is. THE ADDS These childses hands over to you to take care of. Like to like to look after them. Clean them. I occupy to walk first. Is my wife. BLOW What. R2 (beep) BLOW Over. EXT. FUNERAL ON NABOO - NIGHT Funeral of The Plum Of. Her body, holding the wooden ornament she got from Allah Gold, is escorted to a tomb. People are holding lit candles. Grief in everyone's eyes. EXT. SPACE - DAY A group of Empire of the First Choice's big airships are flying in a formation. INT. EMPIRE OF THE FIRST CHOICE AIRSHIP, BRIDGE Reaching The West Of Reaches walks across the bridge to Dark Improbity, who has FIRST MOFF TARKIN standing next to him. The bridge is full of human operators. First Moff Tarkin takes his leave while the other two observe the building of a great superweapon. 83. EXT. ALDERAAN, ATMOSPHERE - DAY The Adds The Senator's airship flies across the skies towards a city. EXT. THE ADDS THE SENATOR'S APARTMENT, BALCONY The Adds The Senator and his wife, BREHA ORGANA, are holding baby Leia. EXT. TATOOINE, MOISTURE FARM - EVENING Ratio Tile has arrived to the farm with See Me. He gives the baby to the stepmother BERU LARS, who takes him to her husband, OWEN LARS. They hold the child and watch the setting of the double sun. END OF MOVIE 84. APPENDIX Credits in the order of appearance Allah Gold..................... Anakin Skywalker Ratio Tile..................... Obi-Wan Kenobi R2............................. R2-D2 R2............................. R4-P17 slowness robot................. vulture droid Step Six....................... Davijaan "Odd Ball" pilot clone trooper............ unknown airship robot.................. buzz droid security battle robot.......... security battle droid Space General.................. General Grievous bodyguard robot................ IG-100 MagnaGuard pilot battle robot............. pilot battle droid Lushros Dofine................. as himself destroyer robot................ destroyer droid super battle robot............. super battle droid Mr. Speaker D the Superior..... Supreme Chancellor Palpatine The............................ Count Dooku pathetic people................ sand people (mentioned) command battle robot........... command battle droid Text How Big Teachers.......... Master Windu The Adds The Senator........... Senator Bail Organa Blow The Skin.................. C-3PO The Plum Of.................... Padme Amidala Dark Improbity................. Darth Sidious Vanquish Is.................... Yoda Tile Time...................... Quinlan Vos (mentioned) Ki-Adi-Mundi................... as himself See Again...................... Tarfful Mas Amedda..................... as himself Sly Moore...................... as herself Sweitt Concorkill.............. as himself red guard...................... unknown The Man........................ Darth Plagueis the Wise (mentioned) Drag Along..................... Chewbacca commanding officer............. clone commander Gree The Section.................... CC-2224 "Cody" Tion Medon..................... as himself Lampay Fay..................... as himself Utai mechanic.................. as himself R4-G9.......................... as herself Boga the varactyl.............. as herself Dint........................... Viceroy Nute Gunray Aayla Secura................... as herself Kit Fisto...................... as himself Agen Kolar..................... as himself Seasee Tiin.................... as himself Reaching the West of Reaches... Darth Vader medic clone trooper............ unknown clone trooper.................. unknown CT-55/11-9009 "Jai'galaar"..... as himself Plo Koon....................... as himself Stass Allie.................... as herself 85. Sors Bandeam................... as himself CC-1119 "Appo"................. as himself clone trooper.................. unknown young hopeless situation....... Zett Jukassa scout clone trooper superior... unknown scout clone trooper............ unknown flying robot................... as himself guard.......................... as himself airship captain................ Raymus Antilles airship pilot.................. unknown Mas Amedda..................... as himself captain........................ Gregar Typho guard.......................... as himself CC-4477 "Thire"................ as himself clone trooper.................. unknown GH-7 medical analysis unit..... as himself 2-1B........................... as himself DD-13.......................... as himself FX............................. as himself Choor-Tan B-Machine............ as herself See Me......................... Luke Skywalker Leia Organa.................... as herself first Moff Tarkin.............. as himself Breha Organa................... as herself Beru Lars...................... as herself Owen Lars...................... as himself During the course of the movie the characters may be referred to with other names.
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.